H to all not a lot to say really so I read this earlier on and it amused me so here we go
The other day on a ride, I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road. Along comes a man who was driving very slowly uphill toward me, honking his horn and shouting at me.
“PIG! PIG!!” he yelled. “PIG! PIG!!”
So I flipped him the finger and, as I buzzed by him, shouted back some things I dare not repeat.
Still fuming about this awful man and his shouting, I turned the corner and promptly collided with a pig.